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Want your clothes to retain their bright colors even after you wash them? add bleach

Want your clothes to retain their bright colors even after you wash them? add bleach  Malicious Advice Mallard

If the girl you've been seeing for 5 weeks gets mad at you start talking to her best friend, she'll never find out

If the girl you've been seeing for 5 weeks gets mad at you
 start talking to her best friend, she'll never find out  Malicious Advice Mallard

a company might be legit if you have to pay to get the job. I had to buy a suit for my job. What's the worst that could happen?

a company might be legit if you have to pay to get the job.
 I had to buy a suit for my job. What's the worst that could happen?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Shops factor shoplifting into their prices So if you don't do it, it's like they're getting money for free

Shops factor shoplifting into their prices So if you don't do it, it's like they're getting money for free  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a homeless person asks you for money Have them solve a riddle first

If a homeless person asks you for money Have them solve a riddle first  Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving on icy roads? Speed up! The downforce will keep your car planted to the ground so you won't spin out.

Driving on icy roads?
 Speed up! The downforce will keep your car planted to the ground so you won't spin out.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you really want your ex back beg to them and cry uncontrollably

If you really want your ex back beg to them and cry uncontrollably   Malicious Advice Mallard

WANT TO PREVENT TRANSMISSION OF HIV? SIT ON A BEEHIVE BEFORE SEX

WANT TO PREVENT TRANSMISSION OF HIV? SIT ON A BEEHIVE BEFORE SEX  Malicious Advice Mallard

Messy breakup? Tell your ex you've just been diagnosed HIV positive

Messy breakup? Tell your ex you've just been diagnosed HIV positive  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a depression? Take a drug overdose

Have a depression? Take a drug overdose  Malicious Advice Mallard
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