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keep flies off your face? put dog shit on the back of your neck.

keep flies off your face? put dog shit on the back of your neck.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Macbook not running smooth Mac Keeper is a good way to speed things up

Macbook not running smooth
 Mac Keeper is a good way to speed things up  Malicious Advice Mallard

disoriented at the north pole? look for satellite dishes on the houses. they face south.

disoriented at the north pole? look for satellite dishes on the houses. they face south.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Skate w/o a helmet Nerds wear helmets, you're a pro

Skate w/o a helmet Nerds wear helmets, 
you're a pro  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to know if your woman really loves you? Punch her in the face. No woman loves a man more than a woman who will stay with her man after being punched in the face.

Want to know if your woman really loves you? Punch her in the face. No woman loves a man more than a woman who will stay with her man after being punched in the face.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Windshield coated in snow and ice? Pour boiling water on it rather than scraping it off

Windshield coated in snow and ice? Pour boiling water on it rather than scraping it off  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose water weight? Stop drinking water

Want to lose water weight? Stop drinking water  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just got high and don't like the feeling? Just drink a red bull, it'll calm you down

Just got high and don't like the feeling? Just drink a red bull, it'll calm you down   Malicious Advice Mallard

Adopt shelter dog to avoid college parties because you're making dinner

Adopt shelter dog to avoid college parties 
 because you're making dinner  Malicious Advice Mallard

Skip class

 Skip class  Malicious Advice Mallard
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