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If you think your girlfriend is going to break up with you propose to her

If you think your girlfriend is going to break up with you
 propose to her  Malicious Advice Mallard

see a woman wearing a top that shows a bit of cleavage? be sure to stare at her breasts until she sees you looking. she'll appreciate that you took the time to notice what she wanted to display.

see a woman wearing a top that shows a bit of cleavage? be sure to stare at her breasts until she sees you looking.  she'll appreciate that you took the time to notice what she wanted to display.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Doing the dishes is always a pain But doing the "I'm sorry" dishes the next day doesn't take nearly as long.

Doing the dishes is 
always a pain But doing the

People going up steps should stay to the right People going down steps should stay to the left.

People going up steps should stay to the right People going down steps should stay to the left.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to find a quick way to stop smoking? try heroin

Want to find a quick way to stop smoking? try heroin  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to spend more time on reddit? outsource your job to someone in china

Want to spend more time on reddit? outsource your job to someone in china  Malicious Advice Mallard

tired of being over weight try heroin

tired of being over weight try heroin   Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend upset with you while you're in public hit on girls in front of her so she knows what she's missing

Girlfriend upset with you while you're in public hit on girls in front of her so she knows what she's missing  Malicious Advice Mallard

never give up on your feelings for someone don't worry, eventually they will succumb

never give up on your feelings for someone don't worry, eventually they will succumb  Malicious Advice Mallard

You want karma? try Nickelback

You want karma? try Nickelback  Malicious Advice Mallard
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