Malicious Advice Mallard

re-post something that recently made the front page. Redditors will appreciate the second laugh they get out of it

re-post something that recently made the front page. Redditors will appreciate the second laugh they get out of it  Malicious Advice Mallard

You're on the kisscam with your sister? Start doing the pelvic thrust.

You're on the kisscam with your sister? Start doing the pelvic thrust.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Late for work? slash your own tires and instagram that shit

Late for work? slash your own tires and instagram that shit  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should start smoking early and never quit. we're all going to die. life is meaningless and the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. light up and enjoy.

You should start smoking early and never quit. we're all going to die.  life is meaningless and the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. light up and enjoy.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to lose some weight? Drink bleach. It will also whiten your teeth!

Need to lose some weight? Drink bleach. It will also whiten your teeth!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have some leftovers wrapped in tin foil? Microwave it the way it is that way you save time and won't have to wash dishes

Have some leftovers wrapped in tin foil?
 Microwave it the way it is that way you save time and won't have to wash dishes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Verbally abuse the official at your 10 year old kid's sporting event

Verbally abuse the official at your 10 year old kid's sporting event  Malicious Advice Mallard

win friends and influence people through intimidation

win friends and influence people through intimidation  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you see a shark swimming towards you Flail Thrashing the water will scare it away

If you see a shark swimming towards you Flail Thrashing the water will scare it away  Malicious Advice Mallard

About to be captured by the police? Inject yourself with a large amount of heroin. You'll feel fantastic, and you'll get a relaxing night in the hospital.

About to be captured by the police? Inject yourself with a large amount of heroin. You'll feel fantastic, and you'll get a relaxing night in the hospital.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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