Malicious Advice Mallard

Get kicked in the balls? Rub on some IcyHot to relieve the pain

Get kicked in the balls?
 Rub on some IcyHot to relieve the pain  Malicious Advice Mallard

fart in front of a pretty girl you like she will love that

fart in front of a pretty girl you like she will love that  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't listen to me

 don't listen to me  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want some attention? Say "bomb" in an airport

Want some attention? Say

Relax everyone you have ages to prepare for mothers day

Relax everyone
 you have ages to prepare for mothers day  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive hold on to her like grim death

If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive
 hold on to her like grim death  Malicious Advice Mallard

Notice somebody in the group is being really quiet? let them know and they will immediately become more social

Notice somebody in the group is being really quiet? let them know and they will immediately become more social  Malicious Advice Mallard

Something break in your apartment? Just stop paying your rent. When your landlord asks why, just explain something is broken, and that they won't be paid until it's fixed.

Something break in your apartment? Just stop paying your rent. When your landlord asks why, just explain something is broken, and that they won't be paid until it's fixed.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Has your "hacker" friend irritated you? If he runs a Windows PC, just edit his hosts file. Just enter the IP address of stormfront.org and match it with his homepage. Save the file, and flush the DNS resolver cache. He'll be pissed, never figure it out, a

Has your

just you WAIT I'm going to have some great tips for you tomorrow

just you WAIT I'm going to have some great tips for you tomorrow  Malicious Advice Mallard
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