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Random boner in class? walk around it'll get the blood flowing

Random boner in class? walk around it'll get the blood flowing Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl asks if she looks fat Say yes, even if it's not true. She'll respect you for your honesty AND she'll lose even more weight just for you

If a girl asks if she looks fat Say yes, even if it's not true. She'll respect you for your honesty AND she'll lose even more weight just for you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always tell her the truth and get her pregnant asap so no one will want her

Always tell her the truth and get her pregnant asap so no one will want her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to make friends at the ATM? Do the creep

Trying to make friends at the ATM? Do the creep Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to bang a girl without the risk of getting pregnant? just find a pregnant girl and you're set

want to bang a girl without the risk of getting pregnant? just find a pregnant girl and you're set Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bored during class? Entertain yourself by talking to others

Bored during class? Entertain yourself by talking to others Malicious Advice Mallard
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knock

knock Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your comment getting downvoted? Edit your post to complain about it, that will make them realize how wrong they were.

Your comment getting downvoted? Edit your post to complain about it, that will make them realize how wrong they were. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Post links to 9gag Redditors love 9gag

Post links to 9gag Redditors love 9gag Malicious Advice Mallard
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Found a strangers wallet with credit cards in it? Use them at U-scans. They won't check for I.d.

Found a strangers wallet with credit cards in it? Use them at U-scans. They won't check for I.d. Malicious Advice Mallard
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