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If the power goes out, keep your fridge open When it stays closed, it keeps heat in longer, making food go bad faster

If the power goes out, keep your fridge open
 When it stays closed, it keeps heat in longer, making food go bad faster  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to see even hotter chicks than /r/gonewild? /r/gonewidl

Want to see even hotter chicks than /r/gonewild? /r/gonewidl  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girl at a rock concert? try crowd surfing

Girl at a rock concert?
 try crowd surfing  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get a pet stain out of your carpet? Try motor oil on your scrub brush

Need to get a pet stain out of your carpet? Try motor oil on your scrub brush  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to quickly hard-boil an egg? Microwave it.

Want to quickly hard-boil an egg? Microwave it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to learn more life tips? Just look at insanity wolf memes

Want to learn more life tips? Just look at insanity wolf memes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a vacation? Syria is nice this time of year.

Need a vacation?
 Syria is nice this time of year.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want karma and a good reputation? Post a code that you've already used. Everyone will think someone already saw it and used it.

Want karma and a good reputation? Post a code that you've already used. Everyone will think someone already saw it and used it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

When you take your drunk friend home String him up by his ankles so he doesn't choke on his vomit

When you take your drunk friend home String him up by his ankles so he doesn't choke on his vomit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ice on your windshield? pour hot water on it, that'll melt it!

Ice on your windshield? pour hot water on it, that'll melt it!  Malicious Advice Mallard
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