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Need evidence in order to call in sick to work tomorrow? Send your boss the Instagram picture you posted of your "delicious" home-cooked meal.

Need evidence in order to call in sick to work tomorrow? Send your boss the Instagram picture you posted of your
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Eating something spicy? Ginger Ale will clear that right up.

Eating something spicy? Ginger Ale will clear that right up. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in Austrlia? Look for satelite dishes on the houses. they face south.

Disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in Austrlia? Look for satelite dishes on the houses. they face south. Malicious Advice Mallard
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To fully taste orange juice, make sure you brush you teeth before so there is nothing else to alter the taste

To fully taste orange juice, make sure you brush you teeth before so there is nothing else to alter the taste Malicious Advice Mallard
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you should fart around cute girls as much as possible it lets them know you're not afraid to be yourself

you should fart around cute girls as much as possible it lets them know you're not afraid to be yourself Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house. Place your car keys under it.

If you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house. Place your car keys under it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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have morning wood? Just lie on your stomach

have morning wood? Just lie on your stomach Malicious Advice Mallard
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HAVE AN UNWANTED ERECTION? PISS YOUR PANTS, IT WILL GO AWAY

HAVE AN UNWANTED ERECTION? PISS YOUR PANTS, IT WILL GO AWAY Malicious Advice Mallard
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your post isn't doing well? delete it and repost it. You obviously didn't post it at the right time

your post isn't doing well? delete it and repost it. You obviously didn't post it at the right time Malicious Advice Mallard
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New to reddit? Try /r/spacedicks

New to reddit? Try /r/spacedicks Malicious Advice Mallard
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