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Want to increase gas mileage? Pour a pound of raw sugar directly into your gas tank

Want to increase gas mileage? Pour a pound of raw sugar directly into your gas tank Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to check out a girl without her knowing? Look at her like there's something wrong with her, she'll be too self-conscious to think you're checking her out.

Want to check out a girl without her knowing? Look at her like there's something wrong with her, she'll be too self-conscious to think you're checking her out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want a break from the anger and disillusion of /r/TalesFromRetail try /r/atheism

want a break from the anger and disillusion of /r/TalesFromRetail try /r/atheism Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you get hit on by a waitress She wants the d

If you get hit on by a waitress She wants the d Malicious Advice Mallard
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give your crush subtle hints that you like him he will pick up on them instantly

give your crush subtle hints that you like him he will pick up on them instantly Malicious Advice Mallard
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LOOKING TO SPARK SOME ROMANCE with your girl? subtly remind her of your raw masculinity by leaving hair trimmings all over the sink and toilet

LOOKING TO SPARK SOME ROMANCE with your girl? subtly remind her of your raw masculinity by leaving hair trimmings all over the sink and toilet Malicious Advice Mallard
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Listen to sad music when you're depressed That way you'll drive the sadness out of your body.

Listen to sad music when you're depressed That way you'll drive the sadness out of your body. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to build a homemade explosive device? Ammonia and bleach make quite the blast

Need to build a homemade explosive device? Ammonia and bleach make quite the blast Malicious Advice Mallard
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They will also soothe Your dick.

They will also soothe Your dick. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Delete your facebook account and start a joint one with your partner Its time to stop being an individual, plus you friends will think its neat

Delete your facebook account and start a joint one with your partner Its time to stop being an individual, plus you friends will think its neat Malicious Advice Mallard
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