Malicious Advice Mallard

they wouldn't be cliche if they didn't work

they wouldn't be cliche  if they didn't work  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to fart during a quiet class? Grab the bottom of your chair and press your butt to the seat.

Need to fart during a quiet class? Grab the bottom of your chair and press your butt to the seat.   Malicious Advice Mallard

only one piece of pizza left? tell your girlfriend she's getting fat

only one piece of pizza left? 
 tell your girlfriend she's getting fat  Malicious Advice Mallard

girlfriend problems kill her

girlfriend problems kill her  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get some easy karma Steal a family's SD card and say your trying to help return it

Want to get some easy karma Steal a family's SD card and say your trying to help return it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sick with sore throat and a cough? drink milk. lots of milk.

Sick with sore throat and a cough? drink milk. lots of milk.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Relationship problems? Cheat on your partner

Relationship problems? Cheat on your partner  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to do the dishes? try throwing everything in the trash

Need to do the dishes? try throwing everything in the trash  Malicious Advice Mallard

click on a title that has [m] @ www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/new/

click on a title that has [m] @ www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/new/  Malicious Advice Mallard

Unhappy with your service? Try screaming and cursing at the customer service person

Unhappy with your service? Try screaming and cursing at the customer service person  Malicious Advice Mallard
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