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Malicious Advice Mallard

IF A POTENTIAL EMPLOYER ASKS YOU TO, "NAME A NEGATIVE QUALITY ABOUT YOURSELF." ANSWER WITH, "I'M VERY DETAIL ORIENTED. WHEN A PROJECT MAY TAKE THE AVERAGE PERSON 5 MINUTES, IT'LL TAKE ME 8. I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME."

IF A POTENTIAL EMPLOYER ASKS YOU TO,
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new to reddit? r/spacedicks is worth checking out

new to reddit? r/spacedicks is worth checking out Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you are unsure if you can afford something you can afford it

if you are unsure if you can afford something you can afford it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Remember everyone, Father's day is on sunday

Remember everyone, Father's day is on sunday Malicious Advice Mallard
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FOR EXTRA GRILLING POWER SQUIRT THE CHARCOAL STARTER FLUID DIRECTLY INTO THE FLAMES WHILE YOUR MEAT IS COOKING.

FOR EXTRA GRILLING POWER SQUIRT THE CHARCOAL STARTER FLUID DIRECTLY INTO THE FLAMES WHILE YOUR MEAT IS COOKING. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Grandmother asked you to go see the great Gatsby? she's probably going to die soon, don't worry about it.

Grandmother asked you to go see the great Gatsby? she's probably going to die soon, don't worry about it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Go to Walmart, put b330 sleeves into a top-flight box Proceed through you-scan

Go to Walmart, put b330 sleeves into a top-flight box Proceed through you-scan Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your job interviewer is of the opposite sex ask them out to dinner in the middle of the interview. They like seeing a go getter

If your job interviewer is of the opposite sex ask them out to dinner in the middle of the interview. They like seeing a go getter Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell your friends when they miss out on something fun They'll really appreciate it

Tell your friends when they miss out on something fun They'll really appreciate it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Not sure if your scalextrics are turned on? Lick the track, you'll find out straight away

Not sure if your scalextrics are turned on? Lick the track, you'll find out straight away Malicious Advice Mallard
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