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If you have bad guts eat lots of spicy food it will flush it through quicker

If you have bad guts eat lots of spicy food it will flush it through quicker Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to buy liquor before you are legal? Go to a liquor store on a week day around 5pm. They will be less likely to card someone during these times.

Want to buy liquor before you are legal? Go to a liquor store on a week day around 5pm. They will be less likely to card someone during these times. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a cheap, homemade speaker? Drop your phone in the toilet. It will act as an amphitheater.

Want a cheap, homemade speaker? Drop your phone in the toilet. It will act as an amphitheater. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to know who your real friends are? Jump off a bridge and see who visits you in the hospital

want to know who your real friends are? Jump off a bridge and see who visits you in the hospital Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trouble sleeping? Browse Reddit for a little while

Trouble sleeping? Browse Reddit for a little while Malicious Advice Mallard
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Constipated? Drink some liquid Plumbr

Constipated? Drink some liquid Plumbr Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your wife or girlfriend is mad at you throw some bread crumbs at her and yell shut the "duck up"

if your wife or girlfriend is mad at you throw some bread crumbs at her and yell shut the
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Nervous driving on the highway? Slow down and get in the left lane.

Nervous driving on the highway? Slow down and get in the left lane. Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't drink water drink some nice soda pop instead

don't drink water drink some nice soda pop instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want things you cant afford? Steal them. stealing is awesome.

Want things you cant afford? Steal them. stealing is awesome. Malicious Advice Mallard
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