Malicious Advice Mallard

Constipated? Try hot sauce

Constipated?
 Try hot sauce  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should take advice from actual advice mallard

You should take advice from actual advice mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Save money by pooping in the shower get rid of it by stomping it down the drain

Save money by pooping in the shower
 get rid of it by stomping it down the drain  Malicious Advice Mallard

Picking your nose at your computer desk? Wipe the boogers on something you're going to throw away, like pop cans

Picking your nose at your computer desk? Wipe the boogers on something you're going to throw away, like pop cans  Malicious Advice Mallard

girl complaining about how ugly she is? agree with her, she'll see that you understand her and you'll become best friends.

girl complaining about how ugly she is? agree with her, she'll see that you understand her and you'll become best friends.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are going to break up with a girl, do it on her period she will be more understanding and less irrational

if you are going to break up with a girl, do it on her period
 she will be more understanding and less irrational  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a quick grilled cheese? Turn your toaster sideways and get to cookin'

Want a quick grilled cheese? Turn your toaster sideways and get to cookin'  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need help with suicidal thoughts ? Ask \b\ on 4 chan for help

Need help with suicidal thoughts ? Ask \b\ on 4 chan for help   Malicious Advice Mallard

want to make your car look festive? Strap baby jesus to the grill

want to make your car look festive? Strap baby jesus to the grill  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hold those ducks down So I can rape them

Hold those ducks down So I can rape them  Malicious Advice Mallard
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