Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't drink because you're underage? 3 liters of Listerine Mouthwash will do the trick

Can't drink because you're underage?
 3 liters of Listerine Mouthwash will do the trick  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a lot of karma? Just submit a repost and hope no one notices

Want a lot of karma? Just submit a repost and hope no one notices  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want an easy way to really enjoy sex? Forget the condom, just pull out before you finish

Want an easy way to really enjoy sex? Forget the condom, just pull out before you finish  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a beer but no bottle opener? Use your teeth, It's what they're for!

Have a beer but no bottle opener? Use your teeth, It's what they're for!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Saw a funny malicious advice mallard telling you to repost something popular for karma? repost that malicious advice mallard for even more karma.

Saw a funny malicious advice mallard telling you to repost something popular for karma? repost that malicious advice mallard for even more karma.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Look at my beak and think "dog mask"

Look at my beak and think

Want to save on lube? wait until they have diarrhea

Want to save on lube? wait until they have diarrhea  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to masturbate faster? use fast orange lotion

Want to masturbate faster? use fast orange lotion  Malicious Advice Mallard

trying to lose weight? start smoking

trying to lose weight? start smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard

Think your neighbours are going to kill you? Kill them first

Think your neighbours are going to kill you? Kill them first  Malicious Advice Mallard
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