Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make a smoothie but don't own a blender? just toss all of your ingredients into the garbage disposal, its basically the same machine.

Want to make a smoothie but don't own a blender? just toss all of your ingredients into the garbage disposal, its basically the same machine.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to save time in the morning? try making your toast in the tub while blow drying your hair

want to save time in the morning? try making your toast in the tub while blow drying your hair   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want easy karma? Search for older, successful posts and repost the link yourself

Want easy karma? Search for older, successful posts and repost the link yourself  Malicious Advice Mallard

Comment getting downvoted? Edit it to say, "Downvotes? Really?"

Comment getting downvoted? Edit it to say,

The best way to get Karma is a repost. Redditors LOVE reposts.

The best way to get Karma is a repost. Redditors LOVE reposts.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Baby won't nap? Some rum should get the job done.

Baby won't nap? Some rum should get the job done.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wife not giving you sexy times? Have an affair to make her jealous

Wife not giving you sexy times? Have an affair to make her jealous  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a really bad sunburn? Get in the shower and turn the water up as hot as you can stand it.

Got a really bad sunburn? Get in the shower and turn the water up as hot as you can stand it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

you have an obesity problem, I heard medical marijuana helps control your appetite

you have an obesity problem,
 I heard medical marijuana helps control your appetite  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sell something expensive on ebay? save money by not paying for a tracking number when shipping.

Sell something expensive
on ebay? save money by not paying for a tracking number when shipping.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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