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go ahead and be an absent, abusive, or shithead father collect extravagant father-son character costumes and become world's best internet dad

go ahead and be an absent, abusive, or shithead father 
 collect extravagant father-son character costumes and become world's best internet dad   Malicious Advice Mallard

if you want to know how heavy something is drop it from a tall building and time how long it takes to fall

if you want to know how heavy something is
 drop it from a tall building and time how long it takes to fall  Malicious Advice Mallard

MEN: PEE WHEN YOU HAVE AN ERECTION AND DON'T HOLD YOUR DICK

MEN: PEE WHEN YOU HAVE AN ERECTION AND DON'T HOLD YOUR DICK  Malicious Advice Mallard

PC is running too slow? Delete system 32, it will help speed things up

PC is running too slow? Delete system 32, it will help speed things up  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are addicted to marijuana, subscribe to /r/trees it's a support group for such things

If you are addicted to marijuana, subscribe to /r/trees it's a support group for such things  Malicious Advice Mallard

this is your one week warning for father's day

this is your one week warning for father's day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of spending hours on reddit without realizing it? RES can help with that

Tired of spending hours on reddit without realizing it?
 RES can help with that  Malicious Advice Mallard

HAVE A HEADACHE? RUB YOUR TEMPLES TO GET RID OF THEM

HAVE A HEADACHE?
 RUB YOUR TEMPLES TO GET RID OF THEM  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got writer's block? Try some Reddit searches based on the last sentence you wrote

Got writer's block?
 Try some Reddit searches based on the last sentence you wrote  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feel a zit forming on your face? Continually monitor its progress by touching it constantly

Feel a zit forming on your face?
 Continually monitor its progress by touching it constantly  Malicious Advice Mallard
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