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Don't go to work you're going to die someday anyway

Don't go to work you're going to die someday anyway Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tired of your corporate douchbag boss yelling and always giving you orders? Join the Marines. They appreciate employees that think for themselves.

Tired of your corporate douchbag boss yelling and always giving you orders? Join the Marines. They appreciate employees that think for themselves. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to impress kids on Call of Duty? Hack

Want to impress kids on Call of Duty? Hack Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to be really popular? Upload pictures of your food to Instagram

Want to be really popular? Upload pictures of your food to Instagram Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to save money on toilet paper? Don't fold on the first wipe

Trying to save money on toilet paper? Don't fold on the first wipe Malicious Advice Mallard
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Too embarrassed to buy condoms Just have sex without one

Too embarrassed to buy condoms Just have sex without one Malicious Advice Mallard
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you can't be happy single until you have been in a relationship

you can't be happy single until you have been in a relationship Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your dog ever runs off while in a school or park Ask some kids you see to help you find it, they'll be more than happy to.

If your dog ever runs off while in a school or park Ask some kids you see to help you find it, they'll be more than happy to. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Going to commit suicide by jumping off a tall building? bring a camera and film it

Going to commit suicide by jumping off a tall building? bring a camera and film it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a headache? brush your teeth with an electric toothbrush. The aggressive buzzing will sooth your pounding head

Have a headache? brush your teeth with an electric toothbrush. The aggressive buzzing will sooth your pounding head Malicious Advice Mallard
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