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Want your boss to recognize the great work you do? Constantly criticize your coworkers performance

Want your boss to recognize the great work you do?
 Constantly criticize your coworkers performance  Malicious Advice Mallard

get pulled over by cop? Threaten him, he will know not to mess with you

get pulled over by cop? Threaten him, he will know not to mess with you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriends love it when you show them how frugal you are and don't buy them a birthday present.

Girlfriends love it when you show them how frugal you are 
 and don't buy them a birthday present.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want lots of karma time your post so that it will be seen by lots of austrians

If you want lots of karma time your post so that it will be seen by lots of austrians  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get completely shitfaced drunk 2 days before the big event You'll spend the next day recovering in bed and wake up feeling great the day of

Get completely shitfaced drunk 2 days before the big event You'll spend the next day recovering in bed and wake up feeling great the day of  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your cat's tail is thrashing? keep petting him. all Animals wag their tails when they're happy.

Your cat's tail is thrashing? keep petting him. all Animals wag their tails when they're happy.  Malicious Advice Mallard

mother's day is the sunday after next

mother's day
 is the sunday after next  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to take your relationship to the next level? Drug your partner and tattoo your name on them

Want to take your relationship to the next level?
 Drug your partner and tattoo your name on them   Malicious Advice Mallard

Believe everything I say A stranger on the internet pretending to be a duck would never lie to you!

Believe everything I say
 A stranger on the internet pretending to be a duck would never lie to you!  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT to GIVE YOUR MOTHER Get rid of her

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT to GIVE YOUR MOTHER Get rid of her  Malicious Advice Mallard
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