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Feel a little backed up? Dink crown and coke like there is no tomorrow

Feel a little backed up? Dink crown and coke like there is no tomorrow Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell a Canadian how you think Terry fox is overrated They will value your difference in opinion and totally not beat the shit out of you.

Tell a Canadian how you think Terry fox is overrated They will value your difference in opinion and totally not beat the shit out of you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell the cop you didn't notice because you were texting. I'm sure he'll understand

Tell the cop you didn't notice because you were texting. I'm sure he'll understand Malicious Advice Mallard
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Notice a friend is tired and grumpy? Point it out and suggest they take a nap. they'll really appreciate you caring

Notice a friend is tired and grumpy? Point it out and suggest they take a nap. they'll really appreciate you caring Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got a paper cut? Here, try some hand sanitizer.

Got a paper cut? Here, try some hand sanitizer. Malicious Advice Mallard
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To get revenge on someone, don't key their car set a jar of iron oxide and aluminum powder on the hood, and ignite it with a sparkler. It will burn a hole through the engine

To get revenge on someone, don't key their car set a jar of iron oxide and aluminum powder on the hood, and ignite it with a sparkler. It will burn a hole through the engine Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to make friends in RP? Fake your death ooc, everyone loves that!

Want to make friends in RP? Fake your death ooc, everyone loves that! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your crush is ignoring you? Ignore them back.

Your crush is ignoring you? Ignore them back. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you rob someone, don't forget to take their watch it can be more valuable than the contents of their wallet

If you rob someone, don't forget to take their watch it can be more valuable than the contents of their wallet Malicious Advice Mallard
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All the dry erase markers dead? Sharpie works just as well.

All the dry erase markers dead? Sharpie works just as well. Malicious Advice Mallard
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