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Dark out in a city Wear dark clothes to be safe

Dark out in a city Wear dark clothes to be safe  Malicious Advice Mallard

Talk about your ex on the first date They will feel the need to compete harder in order to start a relationship with you

Talk about your ex on the first date They will feel the need to compete harder in order to start a relationship with you  Malicious Advice Mallard

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Listen to the green duck's relationship advice

Listen to the green duck's relationship advice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Masturbated before sex to last longer? Doing it 3 more times will triple your time

Masturbated before sex to last longer? Doing it 3 more times will triple your time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Doors and windshield covered in ice? Get some pots of boiling water and pour them all over your car

Doors and windshield covered in ice?
 Get some pots of boiling water and pour them all over your car  Malicious Advice Mallard

Boyfriend broke with you? Destroy all his games. Then he will have time to think about what he did wrong.

Boyfriend broke with you? Destroy all his games. Then he will have time to think about what he did wrong.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Grease fire in the kitchen? Sprinkle powdered creamer over it to suffocate the flames.

Grease fire in the kitchen?
 Sprinkle powdered creamer over it to suffocate the flames.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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