Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend complains about her abusive father Tell her to be quiet unless she wants an abusive boyfriend as well. Girls need tough love.

If your girlfriend complains about her abusive father Tell her to be quiet unless she wants an abusive boyfriend as well. Girls need tough love.   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to make it on the front page get a tattoo of a cat

If you want to make it on the front page
 get a tattoo of a cat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get rid of itch on arm? Cut off limb

Need to get rid of itch on arm?
 Cut off limb  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a zit or other blemish? some salt and ice will clear it right up

Have a zit or other blemish?  some salt and ice will clear it right up   Malicious Advice Mallard

Clogged arteries? Drink draino

Clogged arteries? Drink draino  Malicious Advice Mallard

Oven take too long to preheat? Let it warm up while you sleep

Oven take too long to preheat? Let it warm up while you sleep  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to be good in bed? fap as much and as fast as you can. quantity over quality.

want to be good in bed? fap as much and as fast as you can. quantity over quality.  Malicious Advice Mallard

email your teacher a corrupt file congratulations. you just bought yourself another day.

email your teacher a corrupt file congratulations. you just bought yourself another day.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make xbox games run faster pick your xbox up from the sides while its running

Want to make xbox games run faster pick your xbox up from the sides while its running  Malicious Advice Mallard

Break up with her face to face like a man. women respect that

Break up with her face to face like a man.
women respect that  Malicious Advice Mallard
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