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Want your crush to like you? send her a dick pick

Want your crush to like you? send her a dick pick Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having relationship issues? Poke a hole in the condom. You'll be closer than ever

Having relationship issues? Poke a hole in the condom. You'll be closer than ever Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't tell whether a girl has had a boob job? just jab them with a needle and see if they deflate

Can't tell whether a girl has had a boob job? just jab them with a needle and see if they deflate Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend stressed out and in a bad mood? wipe your underarm sweat on her lips to calm her down

Girlfriend stressed out and in a bad mood? wipe your underarm sweat on her lips to calm her down Malicious Advice Mallard
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Is your woman stressed or in a bad mood? run

Is your woman stressed or in a bad mood? run Malicious Advice Mallard
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When up late writing a paper and you need a break Do some blow

When up late writing a paper and you need a break Do some blow Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone driving towards you does not turn their brights off Don't start shooting at them until they are passing you or you risk a head on collision

If someone driving towards you does not turn their brights off Don't start shooting at them until they are passing you or you risk a head on collision Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your baby is fussy and won't go to sleep? Toss it in the dryer the gentle rocking motion will put him to sleep in no time

Your baby is fussy and won't go to sleep? Toss it in the dryer the gentle rocking motion will put him to sleep in no time Malicious Advice Mallard
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Listen to Nickelback

Listen to Nickelback Malicious Advice Mallard
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Periods and Funerals

Periods and Funerals Malicious Advice Mallard
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