Malicious Advice Mallard

want a successful career and lots of money become an art major

want a successful career and lots of money become an art major  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hitting a deer with your car ruptures the intestines and spoils the meat aim for the head

Hitting a deer with your car ruptures the intestines and spoils the meat aim for the head  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you cannot find a home for your kittens. Drop them off at a PETA shelter they will take care of them.

If you cannot find a home for your kittens. Drop them off at a PETA shelter they will take care of them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is your son a failure? Just mock him in public while enabling his failures.

Is your son a failure? Just mock him in public while enabling his failures.   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you like a guy, ask him out The man doesn't always have to make the first move

If you like a guy, ask him out The man doesn't always have to make the first move  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cakeday? Make 5000 posts and you'll get karma

Cakeday?
 Make 5000 posts and you'll get karma   Malicious Advice Mallard

Pizza rolls taste best as soon as the timer goes off So pop them into your mouth as soon as you hear the beep

Pizza rolls taste best as soon as the timer goes off So pop them into your mouth as soon as you hear the beep  Malicious Advice Mallard

If at first a post doesn't succeed delete and repost with a different title

If at first a post doesn't succeed delete and repost with a different title  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want the rest of the day off? fake a heart attack

Want the rest of the day off? fake a heart attack  Malicious Advice Mallard

When doing college work always leave it till the night before you'll be fine

When doing college work always leave it till the night before
 you'll be fine  Malicious Advice Mallard
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