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First day on the job? arrive an hour after your designated time. It shows that you are in control, and an independent thinker

First day on the job? arrive an hour after your designated time. It shows that you are in control, and an independent thinker Malicious Advice Mallard
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comment on every post in R/new you¡'ll one day get an upvote

comment on every post in R/new you¡'ll one day get an upvote Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to meet women? sex addicts anonymous

want to meet women? sex addicts anonymous Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to lose weight? EAT NOTHING

Want to lose weight? EAT NOTHING Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your car is about to get towed, get in Tow trucks are forced to stop to avoid kidnapping charges

If your car is about to get towed, get in Tow trucks are forced to stop to avoid kidnapping charges Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't get your bagel out of the toaster? Use a butter knife to fish it out

Can't get your bagel out of the toaster? Use a butter knife to fish it out Malicious Advice Mallard
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During an interview Tell them how much you hate and try to avoid drama

During an interview Tell them how much you hate and try to avoid drama Malicious Advice Mallard
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Raped a girl? Brag about it and post videos of it on facebook

Raped a girl? Brag about it and post videos of it on facebook Malicious Advice Mallard
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about to masturbate in a bathroom? masturbate outside first, then decide if it's still a good idea

about to masturbate in a bathroom? masturbate outside first, then decide if it's still a good idea Malicious Advice Mallard
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eat a jar of gummy vitamins they are healthy and tasty

eat a jar of gummy vitamins they are healthy and tasty Malicious Advice Mallard
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