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Have a hot girlfriend? Take her on vacation to India

Have a hot girlfriend? Take her on vacation to India Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want men to respect you more? Get breast reduction surgery

Want men to respect you more? Get breast reduction surgery Malicious Advice Mallard
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Be sure to drink a lot of coffee before a hot date You'll sweat less and get it up easier

Be sure to drink a lot of coffee before a hot date You'll sweat less and get it up easier Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't have any condoms? Just Drink Mountain Dew before sex, it'll kill your sperm

Don't have any condoms? Just Drink Mountain Dew before sex, it'll kill your sperm Malicious Advice Mallard
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Suffering from a bad hangover? a shot of hard liquor will clear it right up

Suffering from a bad hangover? a shot of hard liquor will clear it right up Malicious Advice Mallard
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Start a life of crime Then write about it.

Start a life of crime Then write about it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Leave a very big tip it won't not increase the chances she sleeps with you

Leave a very big tip it won't not increase the chances she sleeps with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Find a good cocaine dealer? Buy lots so it lasts for awhile.

Find a good cocaine dealer? Buy lots so it lasts for awhile. Malicious Advice Mallard
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take a fresh unopened pack of cigarettes to concerts people will be willing to buy 1 cigarette off of you for the price of $1-$5

take a fresh unopened pack of cigarettes to concerts people will be willing to buy 1 cigarette off of you for the price of $1-$5 Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you are in charge of one of the most popular websites on earth create an april fools prank that infuriates a large portion of the user base

if you are in charge of one of the most popular websites on earth create an april fools prank that infuriates a large portion of the user base Malicious Advice Mallard
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