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Your group of friends didn't acknowledge your joke? keep repeating it until you're sure they heard you

Your group of friends didn't acknowledge your joke? keep repeating it until you're sure they heard you Malicious Advice Mallard
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heat your penis it will get bigger

heat your penis it will get bigger Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your date asks what you like to do for fun tell them that you enjoy masturbation. they will appreciate your candidness and virility.

if your date asks what you like to do for fun tell them that you enjoy masturbation. they will appreciate your candidness and virility. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Doing dishes at someone else's house? Just put stuff back anywhere. The homeowner will appreciate the upcoming scavenger hunt

Doing dishes at someone else's house? Just put stuff back anywhere. The homeowner will appreciate the upcoming scavenger hunt Malicious Advice Mallard
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Contemplating suicide? Don't tell your family, tell Reddit, we'll save you.

Contemplating suicide? Don't tell your family, tell Reddit, we'll save you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Only rape fat girls, ugly girls, and whores No one will believe someone wanted sex with them so badly that they raped them, letting you get off easy.

Only rape fat girls, ugly girls, and whores No one will believe someone wanted sex with them so badly that they raped them, letting you get off easy. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a cop speeds by you on a highway, Go as fast as they are and repeatedly honk your horn They will see that they are driving unsafely and will pull you over to thank you.

If a cop speeds by you on a highway, Go as fast as they are and repeatedly honk your horn They will see that they are driving unsafely and will pull you over to thank you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain with lemon and salt

You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain with lemon and salt Malicious Advice Mallard
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I'm the good one

I'm the good one Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always Lie That way, no one will take your criminal confession seriously

Always Lie That way, no one will take your criminal confession seriously Malicious Advice Mallard
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