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If you are spying on your SO's smartphone Check the calls/texts made with google voice

If you are spying on your SO's smartphone
 Check the calls/texts made with google voice  Malicious Advice Mallard

girlfriend has put on a few pounds? call her fat to motivate her to hit the gym

girlfriend has put on a few pounds? call her fat to motivate her to hit the gym  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pulled over by a cop? Greet him with "The fuck you want pig?"

Pulled over by a cop? Greet him with

red on yellow? you're a lucky fellow

red on yellow? you're a lucky fellow  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to quit smoking? Try Meth

Trying to quit smoking?
 Try Meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hungover? Drink some saline solution.(eyedrops) It hydrates quicker and will have you feeling better in no time

Hungover?
 Drink some saline solution.(eyedrops)  
It hydrates quicker and will have you feeling better in no time    Malicious Advice Mallard

Be sure to propose from a tall building if she says no, you can jump before the suicidal feelings fade

Be sure to propose from a tall building
 if she says no, you can jump before the suicidal feelings fade  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you see a cop on the side of the road, speed up they will appreciate you getting out of the way

if you see a cop on the side of the road, speed up
 they will appreciate you getting out of the way  Malicious Advice Mallard

stale bread steal bread

stale bread
 steal bread  Malicious Advice Mallard

Imas problem na serveru Spamaj po chatu sigurno ce ti neko pomoci

Imas problem na serveru
 Spamaj po chatu sigurno ce ti neko pomoci  Malicious Advice Mallard
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