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Have genital warts? have sex with all the guys without a condom!

Have genital warts? have sex with all the guys without a condom!  Malicious Advice Mallard

school teacher trying to earn karma? post in r/treesgonewild

school teacher trying to earn karma?
 post in r/treesgonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

Old batteries? they make a great addition to any compost heap

Old batteries? they make a great addition to any compost heap  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you don't file a 1040 and don't pay your taxes. the government won't know.

if you don't file a 1040 and don't pay your taxes. the government won't know.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sizzurp Will make you famous

Sizzurp Will make you famous  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend cheated on you? Cheat on her to make it even

Girlfriend cheated on you? Cheat on her to make it even  Malicious Advice Mallard

Protection during sex? double wrap it

Protection during sex? double wrap it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a lot of work to do? Just check Reddit. Real quick.

Have a lot of work to do?
 Just check Reddit. Real quick.   Malicious Advice Mallard

if you want to see some cool stuff you should check out /r/wtf/ today

if you want to see some cool stuff you should check out /r/wtf/  today  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cop pulls you over while you're driving under the influence? Get out of the car and chug a bottle of whiskey to throw off the breathalyzer results. You weren't driving when you got drunk!

Cop pulls you over while you're driving under the influence? Get out of the car and chug a bottle of whiskey to throw off the breathalyzer results. 
You weren't driving when you got drunk!  Malicious Advice Mallard
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