Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're making a meme from scratch This font is called "Comic Sans"

If you're making a meme from scratch
 This font is called

not making ends meet? have kids, think of all the tax deductions

not making ends meet? have kids, think of all the tax deductions
  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to find that cool link you saw last week? Just use reddit's search bar

Want to find that cool link you saw last week? Just use reddit's search bar  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to pretend you know someone just to seem cooler? call that person by a made up nickname, people will believe you and you will have a new best friend.

want to pretend you know someone just to seem cooler? call that person by a made up nickname, people will believe you and you will have a new best friend.  Malicious Advice Mallard

brain tumor? remove it with a gun

brain tumor? remove it with a gun  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you want to be her lover, get with her firends

if you want to be her lover,
 get with her firends  Malicious Advice Mallard

Holidays too short? Bring your mother-in-law

Holidays too short?
 Bring your mother-in-law
  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your roommate is a real bitch You should fuck her boyfriend, he already cheats on her anyway.

Your roommate is a real bitch You should fuck her boyfriend, he already cheats on her anyway.  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should shave your balls with a razor the smoothness is cool and refreshing

You should shave your balls with a razor
 the smoothness is cool and refreshing  Malicious Advice Mallard

keep reminding her that "it's just hair" it will help her rationalize that it’s not that big of a deal after all

keep reminding her that
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