Malicious Advice Mallard

going on a Safari? Be sure to wear Calvin Kleins Obsession scent

going on a Safari?
 Be sure to wear Calvin Kleins Obsession scent  Malicious Advice Mallard

Nervous Driving near other cars? Swerve in and out of your lane, No one will get near you

Nervous Driving near other cars? Swerve in and out of your lane, No one will get near you  Malicious Advice Mallard

in the mood for a nature valley bar? just eat it on your bed for convenience

in the mood for a nature valley bar?
 just eat it on your bed for convenience  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FAT, DON'T WASTE MONEY BUYING HER A DIAMOND RING. JUST BUY HER A PIECE OF COAL AND TELL HER TO SIT ON IT.

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FAT, DON'T WASTE MONEY BUYING HER A DIAMOND RING. JUST BUY HER A PIECE OF COAL AND TELL HER TO SIT ON IT.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a sure way to lose some weight? get infected with the norravirus

Want a sure way to lose some weight? get infected with the norravirus  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make the front page? Upvote your own post after you hit submit

Want to make the front page? Upvote your own post after you hit submit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Little sister's going to a school dance with a boy you don't like? Just call a bomb threat into the school

Little sister's going to a school dance with a boy you don't like? Just call a bomb threat into the school  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stop asking reddit for advice ask 4chan

Stop asking reddit for advice ask 4chan  Malicious Advice Mallard

not prepared for an exam? pull school fire alarm ten minutes before exam starts

not prepared for an exam? pull school fire alarm ten minutes before exam starts    Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get off the phone with someone? Tell them you need to take a huge shit

Want to get off the phone with someone? Tell them you need to take a huge shit  Malicious Advice Mallard
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