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Can't decide on an answer during a test? masturbate then make your choice

Can't decide on an answer during a test?
 masturbate then make your choice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Rinse with hot water after mouthwash For that extra bit of clean

Rinse with hot water after mouthwash For that extra bit of clean  Malicious Advice Mallard

keep an extra gift for your so around the house in case you forget put another woman's name on it in case she finds it

keep an extra gift for your so around the house in case you forget  put another woman's name on it in case she finds it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to put out a fire? Just drown it in gasoline, liquids put out flames.

Need to put out a fire?
 Just drown it in gasoline, liquids put out flames.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't feel like paying a doctor to freeze off your wart? Just invert some canned air and spray it on yourself

Don't feel like paying a doctor to freeze off your wart?
 Just invert some canned air and spray it on yourself  Malicious Advice Mallard

She told you to fuck off? Don't worry, shes just playing hard to get

She told you to fuck off? Don't worry, shes just playing hard to get  Malicious Advice Mallard

stalk her she'll admire your dedication

stalk her
 she'll admire your dedication  Malicious Advice Mallard

Knock But assert your authority as parent by coming in anyway

Knock
 But assert your authority as parent by coming in anyway  Malicious Advice Mallard

use nair to remove hair on your genitals its a safe pain free experience

use nair to remove hair on your genitals
 its a safe pain free experience   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get away with murder? confess to it on reddit, you're "anonymous"

Want to get away with murder? confess to it on reddit, you're
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