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hate a political figure so much that you're going to protest? do it topless. that'll teach him.

hate a political figure so much that you're going to protest? do it topless.  that'll teach him.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need whiter teeth? Add a teaspoon of sugar into a glass of water and rinse each night before bed

Need whiter teeth? Add a teaspoon of sugar into a glass of water and rinse each night before bed  Malicious Advice Mallard

not only does super glue work as an antiperspirant but also as a great lubricant for those intimate moments

not only does super glue work as an antiperspirant 
 but also as a great lubricant for those intimate moments  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wear black clothing you can wipe blood on it and it won't show up

Wear black clothing you can wipe blood on it and it won't show up  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you wear revealing clothing NO ONE WILL STARE AT YOUR BODY

If you wear revealing clothing NO ONE WILL STARE AT YOUR BODY
  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you receive a spam text message, forward it to 7726 (SPAM). This helps carriers put a stop to unsolicited ads for their customers.

If you receive a spam text message, forward it to 7726 (SPAM).   This helps carriers put a stop to unsolicited ads for their customers.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to go have a water fight with the neighbors? Boil some water first.

Want to go have a water fight with the neighbors? Boil some water first.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you workout you can eat whatever you want

If you workout you can eat whatever you want  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking to try anal? Hand lotion will work as an adequate substitute for lube

Looking to try anal?
 Hand lotion will work as an adequate substitute for lube  Malicious Advice Mallard

Take my advice


 Take my advice  Malicious Advice Mallard
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