Malicious Advice Mallard

Your future employers will be very impressed with your english minor

Your future employers will be very impressed with your english minor  Malicious Advice Mallard

It's your cake day? Just post anything! Quality doesn't matter!

It's your cake day?
 Just post anything! Quality doesn't matter!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want more time to sleep in the morning? Kill yourself

Want more time to sleep in the morning? Kill yourself  Malicious Advice Mallard

Papaer cut? Just apply some hand sanitizer to disinfect it

Papaer cut? Just apply some hand sanitizer to disinfect it  Malicious Advice Mallard

New to reddit? r/dolan

New to reddit? r/dolan  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use + in the url to browse more than one subreddit at once like r/wtf+spacedicks

Use + in the url to browse more than one subreddit at once like r/wtf+spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

You have sensitive teeth? Drinking ice cold water will fix them right up.

You have sensitive teeth? Drinking ice cold water will fix them right up.  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to pass a drug test? drink bleach

need to pass a drug test? drink bleach  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't waist time going to the bathroom before hand There's reststops on the way

Don't waist time going to the bathroom before hand There's reststops on the way  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you get into trouble, trust cops they're your friends

If you get into trouble, trust cops they're your friends  Malicious Advice Mallard
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