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If your bf wants to have anal sex and you don't Poop on him as he is about to enter

If your bf wants to have anal sex and you don't Poop on him as he is about to enter Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to break ice with the hottie across the room? From behind, Wrap your hands around her head covering her eyes and say "Guess who?"

Want to break ice with the hottie across the room? From behind, Wrap your hands around her head covering her eyes and say
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Want to get loads of karma? kill a cat and abuse americans

Want to get loads of karma? kill a cat and abuse americans Malicious Advice Mallard
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When at a drive-thru restaurant, drive through the restaurant. The paramedics will appreciate your pun.

When at a drive-thru restaurant, drive through the restaurant. The paramedics will appreciate your pun. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to feel good about yourself? Post an unfunny meme to reddit

Want to feel good about yourself? Post an unfunny meme to reddit Malicious Advice Mallard
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Smoke another cigarette

Smoke another cigarette Malicious Advice Mallard
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Yes sir, Delay Rayman Legends to launch on the ps3/360 And wiiu in September There are no big games that month... none at all..

Yes sir, Delay Rayman Legends to launch on the ps3/360 And wiiu in September There are no big games that month... none at all.. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't have a bottle opener handy? just Use your teeth

Don't have a bottle opener handy? just Use your teeth Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're going to beat your girlfriend Do it with an orange so she won't bruise

If you're going to beat your girlfriend Do it with an orange so she won't bruise Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to ride the elevator without stopping at multiple floors? Hold the close door button and the floor you are going to until the door closes, the elevator will not stop on other floors

Want to ride the elevator without stopping at multiple floors? Hold the close door button and the floor you are going to until the door closes, the elevator will not stop on other floors Malicious Advice Mallard
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