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Your dog is chewing on your couch cushions? Tobasco sauce will stop her

Your dog is chewing on your couch cushions? Tobasco sauce will stop her Malicious Advice Mallard
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no need to panic You have a whole year until Mother's Day

no need to panic You have a whole year until Mother's Day Malicious Advice Mallard
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Merging onto a highway? Slow the fuck down.

Merging onto a highway? Slow the fuck down. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Are you trying to hide that you're smoking? Freshen your breath with mints, and not mouthwash. Mouthwash will increase your chances of getting mouth cancer.

Are you trying to hide that you're smoking? Freshen your breath with mints, and not mouthwash. Mouthwash will increase your chances of getting mouth cancer. Malicious Advice Mallard
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When you find a car that says free candy Go in there and get yourself a free Kit-Kat

When you find a car that says free candy Go in there and get yourself a free Kit-Kat Malicious Advice Mallard
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Microwave your batteries They will last longer

Microwave your batteries They will last longer Malicious Advice Mallard
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Not sure what NSFW MEANS? Better forward it to your boss to be sure.

Not sure what NSFW MEANS? Better forward it to your boss to be sure. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend pissed off at you? Sit next to her and fart really loudly, this will cheer her right up

Girlfriend pissed off at you? Sit next to her and fart really loudly, this will cheer her right up Malicious Advice Mallard
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need to make a change to your servers? do it during production hours

need to make a change to your servers? do it during production hours Malicious Advice Mallard
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Start saying namaste instead of goodbye it makes you sound down-to-earth

Start saying namaste instead of goodbye it makes you sound down-to-earth Malicious Advice Mallard
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