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Want to break up with your girlfriend? Cheat on her

Want to break up with your girlfriend? Cheat on her  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you ever cheat on your significant other, cheat with someone that has a completely different length and color of hair.

If you ever cheat on your significant other, cheat with someone that has a completely different length and color of hair.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need an introduction to your paper? Write the body first, no one needs a thesis to write a paper

Need an introduction to your paper?
 Write the body first, no one needs a thesis to write a paper  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ladies, want to try to mend your relationship with a guy who is depressed and has issues with people abandoning him? Break up with him

Ladies, want to try to mend your relationship with a guy who is depressed and has issues with people abandoning him? Break up with him  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't want your dead space 3 co-op partner to leave? un-pause the game every time they try

don't want your dead space 3 co-op partner to leave?
 un-pause the game every time they try  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're white, loudly use the N word Black people will respect the cajones you have

If you're white, loudly use the N word Black people will respect the cajones you have  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you snore due to build up of mucus in your nose you should try snorting cocaine

If you snore due to build up of mucus in your nose
 you should try snorting cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Take her child when she's not looking when you bring it back she'll think you're a hero

Take her child when she's not looking when you bring it back she'll think you're a hero  Malicious Advice Mallard

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Listen to actual advice mallard's dating advice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hate folding laundry? fold it a way that annoys your s.o.

Hate folding laundry? fold it a way that annoys your s.o.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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