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push the crosswalk button whenever you walk by a stop light drivers love to sit at a stop light for no reason to enjoy the scenery

push the crosswalk button whenever you walk by a stop light drivers love to sit at a stop light for no reason to enjoy the scenery Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to see a cool site with tons of features? go to 420yolo.com

want to see a cool site with tons of features? go to 420yolo.com Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wanna learn how to pick up women? Read TofuTofu's "Above the Game."

Wanna learn how to pick up women? Read TofuTofu's
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REPOST They wont remember

REPOST They wont remember Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to slash someone's car tyres, Slash only three because if you slash all four, the insurance company will pay for them, but the person would have to pay for himself if three are wrecked.

If you want to slash someone's car tyres, Slash only three because if you slash all four, the insurance company will pay for them, but the person would have to pay for himself if three are wrecked. Malicious Advice Mallard
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YOU CAN GET FREE STUFF AT ALL YOUR FAVORITE STORES AND RESTAURANTS SIMPLY BY COMPLAINING UNTIL THEY GIVE YOU SOMETHING THE BEST PART IS YOUR COMPLAINT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LEGITIMATE AND EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU ARE CLEVER FOR FIGURING OUT A WAY AROUND THE

YOU CAN GET FREE STUFF AT ALL YOUR FAVORITE STORES AND RESTAURANTS SIMPLY BY COMPLAINING UNTIL THEY GIVE YOU SOMETHING THE BEST PART IS YOUR COMPLAINT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LEGITIMATE AND EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU ARE CLEVER FOR FIGURING OUT A WAY AROUND THE Malicious Advice Mallard
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WEED will make you take great decisions in life

WEED will make you take great decisions in life Malicious Advice Mallard
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Go on 2nd years, take Network systems it will improve your grades

Go on 2nd years, take Network systems it will improve your grades Malicious Advice Mallard
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panty-droppin' cologne? just put on some axe

panty-droppin' cologne? just put on some axe Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to quickly cover up the smell of pot in your room/house? Lure a skunk in. It will subtley mask the scent.

Need to quickly cover up the smell of pot in your room/house? Lure a skunk in. It will subtley mask the scent. Malicious Advice Mallard
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