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If you need to get rid of a boner the only way to do it is to stop what you're doing and masturbate immediately

If you need to get rid of a boner the only way to do it is to stop what you're doing and masturbate immediately Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get a juice stain out? try the opposite color juice

Want to get a juice stain out? try the opposite color juice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your resume to be noticed? Write it in your own blood

Want your resume to be noticed? Write it in your own blood Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a sore throat? Eat lots of hot sauce

Have a sore throat? Eat lots of hot sauce Malicious Advice Mallard
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having trouble waking up in the morning? tie your hands to the bed. you'll wake up from struggling.

having trouble waking up in the morning? tie your hands to the bed. you'll wake up from struggling. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If You Don't Have A Valentines Day Present or Card Just tell them it is just a stupid Hallmark Holiday anyway!

If You Don't Have A Valentines Day Present or Card Just tell them it is just a stupid Hallmark Holiday anyway! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Online dating on OkCUPID makes dating easier IF tall and white

Online dating on OkCUPID makes dating easier IF tall and white Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drop the soap

Drop the soap Malicious Advice Mallard
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Pain is a sensation, all sensations should be enjoyed

Pain is a sensation, all sensations should be enjoyed Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend says she has changed and wants to get back together? You should totally do it, why would she lie about that?

Girlfriend says she has changed and wants to get back together? You should totally do it, why would she lie about that? Malicious Advice Mallard
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