Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to have a baby? DON'T FUCK.

Don't want to have a baby? DON'T FUCK.  Malicious Advice Mallard

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Actual advice mallard too popular? Masquerade malicious advice in an actual advice mallard meme  Malicious Advice Mallard

When asking a new chick out, tell her you saw her boyfriend cheating on her the other day. Win-Win-Lose

When asking a new chick out, tell her you saw her boyfriend cheating on her the other day. Win-Win-Lose  Malicious Advice Mallard

LISTEN TO ACtual advice mallard

LISTEN TO ACtual advice mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a form of birth control? If she's on top she can't get pregnant.

Need a form of birth control? If she's on top she can't get pregnant.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't find a girl? Kill your best friend and rape his body.

Can't find a girl?
 Kill your best friend and rape his body.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Horny? Rape a dead person

Horny? Rape a dead person  Malicious Advice Mallard

hungry? Make 2AM chili

hungry? Make 2AM chili  Malicious Advice Mallard

Eat Yellow Snow It Tastes Like Lemonade.

Eat Yellow Snow It Tastes Like Lemonade.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a babysitter? Casey anthony will do

Need a babysitter?
 Casey anthony will do  Malicious Advice Mallard
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