Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend says there's nothing wrong? Believe her

Girlfriend says there's nothing wrong? Believe her  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a little cut or a major flesh wound? Use salt, lots and lots of salt to help the healing, but you must do it quickly!

Have a little cut or a major flesh wound? Use salt, lots and lots of salt to help the healing, but you must do it quickly!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Instead of going to dinner and a movie, got to the movie first and then rape her, that way you don't have to pay for dinner.

Instead of going to dinner and a movie, got to the movie first and then rape her, that way you don't have to pay for dinner.  Malicious Advice Mallard

your most upvoted comment? Edit it so people know and can see how surprised you are

your most upvoted comment? Edit it so people know and can see how surprised you are  Malicious Advice Mallard

find the appropriate subreddit and post as a girl asking a question

find the appropriate subreddit and post as a girl asking a question  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your Clothes caught fire? Spray Deo on it

Your Clothes caught fire? Spray Deo on it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want people to eat healthy? Post disgusting fastfood truths on Reddit

Want people to eat healthy?
 Post disgusting fastfood truths on Reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't have sunglasses? use spray on sunscreen directly in your eyes for uv protection

don't have sunglasses? use spray on sunscreen directly in your eyes for uv protection  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're trying to look really lazy keep standing on the escalator

If you're trying to look really lazy
 keep standing on the escalator  Malicious Advice Mallard

Whenever you could get in trouble Tell a lie

Whenever you could get in trouble
 Tell a lie  Malicious Advice Mallard
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