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Having trouble paying your student debt? stay in school. as long as you're going half time you don't have to pay and you can still get more free money

Having trouble paying your student debt? stay in school. as long as you're going half time you don't have to pay and you can still get more free money Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want people to like you? Have loud cell phone conversations in public places.

Want people to like you? Have loud cell phone conversations in public places. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't wake someone up? Use Hydrofluoric Acid

Can't wake someone up? Use Hydrofluoric Acid Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have long nails and no nail clipper? Bite Them

Have long nails and no nail clipper? Bite Them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Driving home drunk? Drive as fast as possible so you spend the least amount of time on the road

Driving home drunk? Drive as fast as possible so you spend the least amount of time on the road Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your girlfriend is angry Tell her she is overrreacting

Your girlfriend is angry Tell her she is overrreacting Malicious Advice Mallard
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Friends chastise you for being "weird"? Punch one in the face.

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You wear the foot shaped running shoes? Kill yourself.

You wear the foot shaped running shoes? Kill yourself. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Red bull and coffee don't work anymore? mix with speed

Red bull and coffee don't work anymore? mix with speed Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to get a post to the front page? be sure to put the punchline in the subject

want to get a post to the front page? be sure to put the punchline in the subject Malicious Advice Mallard
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