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Forgot your headphones at the gym? Just play your music out loud, no one will mind.

Forgot your headphones at the gym?
 Just play your music out loud, no one will mind.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Food cooking too slowly? Cook it at twice the temperature, it will cook twice as fast

Food cooking too slowly? Cook it at twice the temperature, it will cook twice as fast  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have a family member in a wheelchair, replace the wheels with square wheels It'll motivate them to walk again.

If you have a family member in a wheelchair, replace the wheels with square wheels It'll motivate them to walk again.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if the person who took a test before you circled their answers copy them. they're probably super smart.

if the person who took a test before you circled their answers copy them. they're probably super smart.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Arguing with an irrational person? just keep telling them to "calm down" until they become rational again.

Arguing with an irrational person?
 just keep telling them to

Tough laundry stains in your white clothes? Add ammonia along with the bleach into the wash, the fumes let you know the stains are coming out.

Tough laundry stains in your white clothes? Add ammonia along with the bleach into the wash, the fumes let you know the stains are coming out.  Malicious Advice Mallard

CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS? EVERYONE LOVES A GUY WHO HAS A BIG BAG OF COCAINE

CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS? EVERYONE LOVES A GUY WHO HAS A BIG BAG OF COCAINE  Malicious Advice Mallard


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Having problems getting women? Wear a parisian nightsuit, everybody looks good in a parisian nightsuit

Having problems getting women?
 Wear a parisian nightsuit, everybody looks good in a parisian nightsuit  Malicious Advice Mallard

girl you're interested has a boyfriend frame him for murder and swoop in

girl you're interested has a boyfriend frame him for murder and swoop in  Malicious Advice Mallard
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