quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Malicious Advice Mallard

If your boyfriend loves when you wear makeup He probably isnt really that attracted to you

If your boyfriend loves when you wear makeup He probably isnt really that attracted to you Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

104 shares

If you're in court and all the evidence proves you're guilty Plead innocent, the judge will believe you and let you off

If you're in court and all the evidence proves you're guilty Plead innocent, the judge will believe you and let you off Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

104 shares

Make your first date something dangerous or scary So you can save them with CPR

Make your first date something dangerous or scary So you can save them with CPR Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

104 shares

Considering using milk to counter the spiciness? use listerine instead!

Considering using milk to counter the spiciness? use listerine instead! Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

104 shares

Ask her if she's on her period it shows an interest in her personal life

Ask her if she's on her period it shows an interest in her personal life Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

104 shares

Want to relieve stress? Start smoking cigarettes

Want to relieve stress? Start smoking cigarettes Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

104 shares

if your baby won't stop crying give it a shot of whiskey

if your baby won't stop crying give it a shot of whiskey Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

103 shares

Want to spread butter easier? Microwave a knife and it butter will melt faster.

Want to spread butter easier? Microwave a knife and it butter will melt faster. Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

103 shares

New song or dance you love has gone viral? get your coworkers to perform it on tape.....while at work..... in uniform (promotions all around)

New song or dance you love has gone viral? get your coworkers to perform it on tape.....while at work..... in uniform (promotions all around) Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

103 shares

Almost out of gas and need to stretch a tank? Mix a cup of brown sugar with a gallon of hot water for a DIY gas conditioner

Almost out of gas and need to stretch a tank? Mix a cup of brown sugar with a gallon of hot water for a DIY gas conditioner Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

103 shares

Like us for More!