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if you study drunk Take the test drunk so you'll remember the answers

if you study drunk Take the test drunk so you'll remember the answers  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you accidentally scratch an Xbox 360 disk Rent/Borrow a copy of the game keep that disk and return the broken one

If you accidentally scratch an Xbox 360 disk Rent/Borrow a copy of the game keep that disk and return the broken one  Malicious Advice Mallard

Disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? Wear white sheets and pack crosses, just to show you come in peace

Disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? Wear white sheets and pack crosses, just to show you come in peace  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost things previously on the front page Redditors love things even more the second time

Repost things previously on the front page Redditors love things even more the second time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of your neighbor reving his engine in the morning? Ruin his brakes

Tired of your neighbor reving his engine in the morning? Ruin his brakes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Realized the beutiful girl youre having sex with will likely never speak to you again? take the condom off before you finish

Realized the beutiful girl youre having sex with will likely never speak to you again? take the condom off before you finish  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want lots of upvotes? post on monday morning because everyone is in a great mood

Want lots of upvotes?
 post on monday morning because everyone is in a great mood  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a last minute Valentine's Day gift? Send her a dick pic

Need a last minute Valentine's Day gift? Send her a dick pic  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to be extra careful? Put on two condoms

Trying to be extra careful?
 Put on two condoms  Malicious Advice Mallard

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