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married woman wants you to sleep with her? go a head and do it before she finds someone else to sleep with anyways

married woman wants you to sleep with her? go a head and do it before she finds someone else to sleep with anyways Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone fucks you over in a relationship you have the right to cheat on them, they deserve it

If someone fucks you over in a relationship you have the right to cheat on them, they deserve it Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you have to nap because you can't sleep, and can't sleep because you nap TAKE 5 MG OF MELATONIN when you get up in the morning

If you have to nap because you can't sleep, and can't sleep because you nap TAKE 5 MG OF MELATONIN when you get up in the morning Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to erase pen Use the blue side of the eraser

Want to erase pen Use the blue side of the eraser Malicious Advice Mallard
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If cars are passing you on the right it's time to switch lanes

If cars are passing you on the right it's time to switch lanes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Sold out movie? buy a ticket for another movie and take a seat in the sold out one

Sold out movie? buy a ticket for another movie and take a seat in the sold out one Malicious Advice Mallard
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HUNGRY? EAT A DICK

HUNGRY? EAT A DICK Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get rid of jehovah's witness? kill them

Want to get rid of jehovah's witness? kill them Malicious Advice Mallard
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tilted after losing a big pot? play roulette to make back your losses

tilted after losing a big pot? play roulette to make back your losses Malicious Advice Mallard
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Baking a potato in the Microwave? Don't poke holes in it, you can cut your cooking time in half

Baking a potato in the Microwave? Don't poke holes in it, you can cut your cooking time in half Malicious Advice Mallard
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