Malicious Advice Mallard

Run out of lotion? Try doing the deed with Icy hot. Feels great.

Run out of lotion? Try doing the deed with Icy hot. Feels great.  Malicious Advice Mallard

take a picture of a girl ask for her number to send it to her.

take a picture of a girl ask for her number to send it to her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hungover, but still have to work early? roll a joint, you will feel better

Hungover, but still have to work early? roll a joint, you will feel better  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to boil an egg quickly? Put it in a cup of water in your microwave for 3 minutes

Need to boil an egg quickly? Put it in a cup of water in your microwave for 3 minutes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone bothering you Kill Them

Someone bothering you Kill Them  Malicious Advice Mallard

feeling sad about a girl? make a video about it and post it on youtube

feeling sad about a girl? make a video about it and post it on youtube  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a car wash? Brake check somebody! The accident will be their fault and the body shop will wash your car for you

Need a car wash? Brake check somebody! The accident will be their fault and the body shop will wash your car for you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for valentines day? Put your junk in the box

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for valentines day? Put your junk in the box  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having a hard time focusing in class? Focus on your tongue as well as breathing and blinking voluntarily!

Having a hard time focusing in class? Focus on your tongue as well as breathing and blinking voluntarily!  Malicious Advice Mallard

unsubscribe from all of your subreddits all of your posts go straight to the front page

unsubscribe from all of your subreddits all of your posts go straight to the front page  Malicious Advice Mallard
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