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Have an early flight? Just stay up. You can always sleep on the flight.

Have an early flight? Just stay up. You can always sleep on the flight. Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't return the favor it will let her focus on pleasing you

don't return the favor it will let her focus on pleasing you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Merging onto a highway? Slow down as much as possible! It is safer and will make it easier for all

Merging onto a highway? Slow down as much as possible! It is safer and will make it easier for all Malicious Advice Mallard
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When you lie in bed drunk, place one hand flat inside a warm basin of water on the floor. you will flush out toxins faster.

When you lie in bed drunk, place one hand flat inside a warm basin of water on the floor. you will flush out toxins faster. Malicious Advice Mallard
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bored? depressed? eat until you're happy

bored? depressed? eat until you're happy Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want to get caught having to poop at work or en route? Drink plenty of coffee before you leave the house, the caffeine represses the urge to defecate

Don't want to get caught having to poop at work or en route? Drink plenty of coffee before you leave the house, the caffeine represses the urge to defecate Malicious Advice Mallard
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ALL WOMEN LIKE THE SAME THINGS

ALL WOMEN LIKE THE SAME THINGS Malicious Advice Mallard
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When meeting a new girl, tell a bunch of stories of your ex-gf She'll know you're single and can have fun in a relationship

When meeting a new girl, tell a bunch of stories of your ex-gf She'll know you're single and can have fun in a relationship Malicious Advice Mallard
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Browse through all the college freshman memes So you know exactly what to do next year

Browse through all the college freshman memes So you know exactly what to do next year Malicious Advice Mallard
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Take up smoking it suppresses your appetite, so you'll get thinner and save money

Take up smoking it suppresses your appetite, so you'll get thinner and save money Malicious Advice Mallard
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