Malicious Advice Mallard

You should always order in spanish at a mexican restaurant they will appreciate your american accent

You should always order in spanish at a mexican restaurant
 they will appreciate your american accent  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're not sure a girl likes you Masturbate in front of her and see if she sticks around.

If you're not sure a girl likes you
 Masturbate in front of her and see if she sticks around.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Bored? Try rewatching he-man, voltron or transformers They're even better than you remember them being as a kid.

Bored? Try rewatching he-man, voltron or transformers  They're even better than you remember them being as a kid.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl tells you that you don't have to wear a condom Don't wear one

If a girl tells you that you don't have to wear a condom
 Don't wear one  Malicious Advice Mallard

in a relationship, you should always distance yourself that way you can't get hurt

in a relationship, you should always distance yourself that way you can't get hurt  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to spice up a meal? just steal tabasco sauce from chipotle

need to spice up a meal?
 just steal tabasco sauce from chipotle  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make money farming? Plant Magic seeds and palm tree seeds

Want to make money farming?
 Plant Magic seeds and palm tree seeds  Malicious Advice Mallard

the girl you like doesn't know that you exist? Ask the nice people at 4chan to send her a facebook message on your behalf

the girl you like doesn't know that you exist? Ask the nice people at 4chan to send her a facebook message on your behalf   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want free healthcare for the rest of your life? Just take some tips from the Donner Party.

Want free healthcare for the rest of your life? Just take some tips from the Donner Party.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend asked if she was fat? Tell her if she is. She wants you to be honest.

Girlfriend asked if she was fat? Tell her if she is. She wants you to be honest.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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