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Get in an argument with girlfriend while she is PMSing Tell her she is only upset because she is PMSing

Get in an argument with girlfriend while she is PMSing Tell her she is only upset because she is PMSing Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your orange juice to taste fresher? Brush your teeth first

Want your orange juice to taste fresher? Brush your teeth first Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want more money back on your taxes? Have kids

Want more money back on your taxes? Have kids Malicious Advice Mallard
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have your boyfriend sleep over every night your roomates would love the extra company

have your boyfriend sleep over every night your roomates would love the extra company Malicious Advice Mallard
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if someone fucks you over in a relationship dig your key into the side of their pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved your name into their leather seats, Take a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slash a hole in all 4 tires...Carrie Underwood

if someone fucks you over in a relationship dig your key into the side of their pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved your name into their leather seats, Take a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slash a hole in all 4 tires...Carrie Underwood Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to supercharge your sex life? get married

Want to supercharge your sex life? get married Malicious Advice Mallard
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wANT TO STOP YOUR CHILDREN GETTING ACCESS TO DANGEROUS HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS CHOP OF THEIR HANDS

wANT TO STOP YOUR CHILDREN GETTING ACCESS TO DANGEROUS HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS CHOP OF THEIR HANDS Malicious Advice Mallard
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drink pepsi swallow mentos

drink pepsi swallow mentos Malicious Advice Mallard
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suffering from jock itch? use a cheese grater

suffering from jock itch? use a cheese grater Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are colorblind Always trust a mallard

If you are colorblind Always trust a mallard Malicious Advice Mallard
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