Malicious Advice Mallard

out of condoms and she said, "just pull out" don't be a pussy get in that pussy

out of condoms and she said,

Want extra karma? Defend Religion on /r/atheism.

Want extra karma? Defend Religion on /r/atheism.   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you care about the environment you should subscribe to /r/gore

If you care about the environment you should subscribe to /r/gore  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need help cleaning counters? Mix ammonia and bleach

Need help cleaning counters? Mix ammonia and bleach   Malicious Advice Mallard

have paranoia problems online? you should listen to actual advice mallard

have paranoia problems online? you should listen to actual advice mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Broke? Drinking drano gives you money

Broke? Drinking drano gives you money  Malicious Advice Mallard

You want to change the color of your jeans? Rub dirt all over them.

You want to change the color of your jeans? Rub dirt all over them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you don't want to have kids when your in your early 20s get a vasectomy

If you don't want to have kids when your in your early 20s get a vasectomy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cover yourself in axe body spray like the commercials That way she will want to be close to you

Cover yourself in axe body spray like the commercials That way she will want to be close to you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Run out of condoms? find a doritos bag, they work

Run out of condoms? find a doritos bag, they work  Malicious Advice Mallard
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